Luk 24

Merry jul!

God jul, ja.

God jul, ikke sant?
 
Jau, det skal varra sekkert.
Det e no berre jul ein gang i året.

Just what i skull going to say.
Let's feir it!

Hau hau hau.
Det skal itj stå på det, nei.

Bob-bob-bob, ikke sant?
Vi må vel åpne den siste luken først, ikke sant?

Nååå yes.
That's good thinking.

Fint skal det no varra.

Think you a little about, Gustav.
We can't have alkohol in a julekalender, so clear.
You know what happens to Wiki when he drinks.

Det e berre lekkert.
Han blir NÅSÅ.

Yes, he bekoms Nokså Åndsweak and Stadig Åverkåt.

Sant det var bra, ja?

Overhead not!
Thats not funny i det hele tatt.
It was forferdelig, don't you husk that?

Snodig.
Nei det e itj godt å våttå, nei.

Det var det jeg tenkte, ikke sant?
Blir baksnakket, ikke sant?
Helt forjævlig, ikke sant?

So much pjatt with you, Wiki.
So much time have we heller not.
It wasn't ment as hard as it lisened to.
Quite enkelt.

Piss meg i øret!

Listen her da.
It's not so enkelt.
Is there not another outway?

Det årne seg nok skal du sjå.
Skal du ha non Globoid?
Det e meir der det kjem i fra.

What for no?
Have you fått fnatt or what?
That's just that whats mangels.
Gustav has gone koko.

Æ spor nå berre.

Be still, I must think!
It's look very black out.
But that is it dæven døtte meg not no to do with.

Nå slenger jeg bare et forslag ut i luften, ikke sant?
Dagens luke, ikke sant?

Why shall I do everything self?
It's hard to be a nissemann.
So is it bare.
I will straks go in gang.

Shit! it's på norsk.
What dæven do we do?
This is a rotten kalenderluk to be with in.
What stands there, I can't understand the setnings.

Hva er hovedgevinsten i kalenderen, ikke sant?

That must I say.
That's heldig.
Now shall I dæven døtte meg answer!
Take a little titt here on the bunn of the kalender.
Come times, comes roads.
The only forklaring that I have found out is that it's a Renault Mègane Scenic.

Det er riktig, ikke sant?

Jises christes!
I visst I could do it!
Lets mor us now.
We all have lost the gnist.

Får håpe at det blir likar i morra.

Det er slutt nå, ikke sant?
Blir ikke noe i morgen, ikke sant?

Det e no så svarte!

Now I have really dommed me out.